So I think it is important that we take some time to talk about an under discussed topic… dads taking shots directly in the baby batter factory, aka his nuts. This is a pandemic event on a global scale and it gets little to no media or news coverage (although it gets plenty of social … Continue reading Deez Nuts
Author: JustADad6
Have you ever tasted breast milk?
So let me start by answering my own question… Yes, yes I have tasted breast milk. Now I know that it’s not some super exclusive nectar of the gods, although some would argue it is, but boobie juice is not something that folks would normally come in contact with. Probably even less of a percentage, … Continue reading Have you ever tasted breast milk?
Cinco… Happy Birthday Son (a letter to Jayden)
I know you are only 5 and you won’t be able to read this until you are a little older, and you really won’t be able to fully understand this until you are even older, but there are few things I want to share with you. Let’s take it all the way back shall we. … Continue reading Cinco… Happy Birthday Son (a letter to Jayden)
Finding a Smile
Thinking about Pops close to Fathers Day
With father’s day on the horizon I figured I would write a little something about my old man. My pops unfortunately passed away a few years ago and like anyone else that has lost someone, I find myself thinking about him from time to time. Fortunately now when I think about him I think about … Continue reading Thinking about Pops close to Fathers Day
Here Comes the IPP.
So I went through a lot of different ideas for a name for this post and for some reason the Will Smith song ‘Men In Black’ popped in my head and it just stuck. Go back and read the title like you were singing that song, go ahead I’ll wait. Now you are going to … Continue reading Here Comes the IPP.
Saturday Night Pizza
Breaking the fourth wall.
The fourth wall is a performance convention which an invisible, imagined wall, separates actors from the audience. While the audience can see through this "wall", the convention assumes, the actors act as if they cannot. I’m a little old fashioned in some aspects of my marriage and not so much in others. So why the definition of … Continue reading Breaking the fourth wall.
I swear girls poop out their vaginas.
Alright now I know a lot of the women out there are saying to themselves “You’re an idiot, girls don’t poop out of their vaginas.” Well duh. I’m also sure there was at least one person that said “Girls don’t poop out their vaginas… right?” and if that is you then the school system has … Continue reading I swear girls poop out their vaginas.
Take Two…
So if you have been following this blog then you will already know that it’s been awhile since the last post. I apologize for leaving you on the edge of your seat for more and failing to deliver on a better follow up timeline, but that’s on me and I’ll try to do better. Truth … Continue reading Take Two…