Last night I was washing my daughter’s onesie in the sink of my bathroom. I looked up, locked eyes with myself, and thought ‘wow you are really one lucky son of a bitch.’ You know there are not too many times in life where you just take a moment and admire the space you are … Continue reading Lucky Me
Retirement Speech
I thought it would be fun to see if could write a retirement speech for my wife, and I don’t think I did to bad. Yes, the rumors are true and she is actually retiring and becoming a stay at home mom, but that does not mean what she will be doing is any less … Continue reading Retirement Speech
Riding A Bike
I never understood the saying, ‘it’s as easy as riding a bike.’ First off when you think about what it takes to be able to ride a bike, you might not think it is so easy. We all at some point had to start with training wheels or with someone holding us up while we … Continue reading Riding A Bike
It’s OK to call your child an @$$hole
There are a few people that are going to read this post and be filled with anger and disgust as they lower their monocle saying “How dare you good sir? How dare you speak to an innocent child that way?” And then there are most that will read this and shoot me the clapping hands, … Continue reading It’s OK to call your child an @$$hole
Time… Nerves… Baby…
As I sit here counting down the days, hours, minutes, and seconds I’m am filled with a wide range of emotions. As some of you may know, we are expecting our third child literally any moment now. Shit that sounds crazy even when I type it, ‘third child’. It’s not like I’m not looking forward … Continue reading Time… Nerves… Baby…
Tough Titty Said the Kitty
Well shit. Don’t let people tell you that having a blog and keeping up with it is easy. This is especially true when you have a full-time job, are a full-time dad, are a full-time husband, and love to live a hands on life. So with all that, I will just apologize and get to … Continue reading Tough Titty Said the Kitty
Prepartum Aggression
Let me put out a disclaimer to all my dad’s out there… Don’t tell the other half of the baby making recipe that you read this blog. Don’t mention it, don’t bring it up, don’t give any hint that we talked about this. Because if you do, she is going to ask you one question… … Continue reading Prepartum Aggression
Here we go again…
I don’t quite remember exactly what I was doing, but I think I was in the kitchen cleaning up or messing with the kids. I hear my wife call me from the ‘formal’ dining room (you know the room where you have that extra table, but you just cover it in shit that needs to … Continue reading Here we go again…
The No Kid Parent
The No Kid Parent. If you are a parent of actual children (human children), then you may already be laughing at the one dumb person in your circle that you know I’m talking about. Usually their name is Karen or Chad or something dumb and simple like that haha. And if you are like ‘huh, … Continue reading The No Kid Parent
F#*K You Play Doh
First off, let me start by saying ‘F#*k You Play Doh.’ Now I know you are like ‘Damn, why did you just go after Play Doh like that?’ I get it, Play Doh is fun and it lets our kids be creative. They get to squish it between their fingers or make food they want … Continue reading F#*K You Play Doh
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